Welcome to the Privacy Policy of SYSOSX —or as I like to call it, the “boring but necessary stuff.” Don’t worry, I’ll keep it light and easy to understand (no legal mumbo jumbo here).
What We Collect
When you visit my site, I may collect:
- Your name and email address (if you share it—don’t worry, I won’t spam you).
- Non-personal stuff like your browser type, operating system, and IP address (because I’m nosy like that).
Why I Collect It
Good question! Here’s what I do with your info:
- Respond to your messages (I’m not a robot, promise).
- Improve my website and make it even cooler (hopefully).
- Analyze traffic so I know whether people actually read my jokes.
Cookies
Yes, I use cookies—but sadly, not the chocolate chip kind. These cookies help me understand how you interact with my site. If you don’t like them, you can disable cookies in your browser settings (but you’ll miss out on the full experience).
Third-Party Tools
I use tools like Google Analytics to track website traffic. Don’t worry, they’re not stalking you—they just like numbers.
Contact Me
If you have questions about this policy (or want to send me cookies, the edible kind), email me at johnlu1976 at outlook dot com.
Thanks for trusting me with your info—and for reading this far!